Closing down of friendster blog =(

September 30th, 2006 by shumin

DEAR READERS OF MY PATHETIC BLOG,

FROM TODAY ONWARDS, I WOULD NO LONGER BE BLOGGING HERE ANYMORE BECOS AFT SO LONG LIAO, STILL NO DONATION COME IN! HMMRP! NOW BLOGSPOT INVITED ME TO BLOG IN RETURN FOR SLIMMING VOUCHERS FROM JEAN YIP N ALL VERY VERY TONK KONG SLIMMING CENTRES IN SINGAPORE. THEY TOLD ME TAT I WILL BE ABLE TO HAF A SUPER HOUR-GLASS FIGURE LIKE TYRA BANKS VERY SOON. BESIDES TAT THEY OSO PROMISE TO INTRODUCE SINGAPORE BEST CONTRACTOR, MR PHUA CHU KANG TO DO MY 5 STARS TOILET AT A 80% DISCOUNT PLUS A FREE 24K GOLD TOWELBOWL WITH LIFETIME WARRATHY. SO GOOD, HOW NOT TO REFUSE LEH?! BUT THEN HOR I WUN GIF U DE ADDRESS COS U R ALL VERY STINGY PPLE! =P

LOL! CRAP! JUS JOKING LAH! THE ONLY THING TAT IS NOT A JOKE IS TAT I HAF A BLOG AT BLOGSPOT N I WUN B BLOGGING HERE ANYMORE! THERE WILL B A FEW CONTRIBUTORS LAH. ONE OF THEM IS MY FRENZ, EASTER EGG! =) SEND ME A MSG IF U WANT OUR BLOGSPOT ADDRESS.

yOURS truly

AMY KOH =)

arguement

September 28th, 2006 by shumin

Today my ah bu and me had aN arguement.

but b4 u guys call me an unfilial child, please read on and see why ok! cos at the end of this entry, u guys will b so proud of me! =)

At 3pm when i woke up, i happily walk to my lving room and saw, to my    horror (!!!), a bottle filled with very glistening (with oil) n tempting ba kwa! As if there were some mystical forces, i found myself walking faster than usual toward it and started uncontrollingly eating these very yummy ba kwa. In the midst of my 3rd pcs, i finally realise tat, shit, i tot i told ah bu and family tat i m starting my diet programme today!! wah lau eh! misson haven start already failed liao! i feel so sad, so angry and so disappointed tat i ate up another 2 pcs b4 i stop! (heh heh!)

Then ah bu came back and say, ‘wah! i jus buy only and u eat up so much liao! i tot u say ur diet programme starts today?!’ In mock anger, i say, ‘ u noe i start my diet today n u buy ba kwa! how can u do tis to me?!’

ah bu then reply, ‘ ya, but i nv force u to eat ma! besides the rest of us are not on dietn there’s a ba kwa sale leh! haha!’ =p

Wau lau, win liao lor! tempt me n then still can b so yaya. u wait n see ok, i shall finish all the ba kwa tonite so tat there wun b any more temptation tmr! n yeah, i m starting my diet programme tmr! LoL! So, u guy can see right. this time i m really determined to diet! LoL!

my w0rk

September 23rd, 2006 by shumin

b4 i started working, i always tot tat everything shld b a breeze as long as its not a family-related biz. In fact, i was damn confident tat i wld b able to excel in work. Little did i know tat i m in fact, quite ‘chicken’.

my manager told me the other day tat i wld b in charge of marketing the greeting cards for my association. initially i tot, ‘ chey, sales is my forte cos i had been selling books for my parent since i was like 10 plus i like talking so much. chicken feet la!!’

On my 2nd day of work, at abt 1.30pm, the phone rang and i became very excited cos i wan c if its any of those corporate communication person we e-mailed. i got so excited tat i say, hello, ‘ABCD Association! Good Morning!!’ The caller started giggling and ask me if my watch was spoiled. -_- i looked at my computer screen and realise tat its already afternoon liao. wa lau, 2nd day already kanna suan. but luckily the caller was quite friendly la and even more heng is tat she is not looking for me! heh heh!

Then i learn to operate the door tat cn ‘talk and open by itself’. It took me a few days to remember the correct button to press so u can imagine all those poor thing standing outside, waiting for me to flip thru my notebook to check the correct button to press. the wonder i kept getting the feeling tat these visitors are not very friendly pple.. hmm..  muz b getting too much contact with jane n rog, tat y starting to get senile. LoL! However the good thing abt such a door is tat u can hear wat they say outside cos u jus press a button and u cn communicate wif the person outside or u can keep quiet n secretly listen to their cursing/gossip. but being a person wif intergrity, i wun do these kinda thing. it was by accident tat i heard the story abt so n so obsession wif xxx (use ur imagination to fill in the blanks! u dirty pple, its not the three-letters word u r thinking abt ok! =p). i jus forgot to switch off the intercom aft letting the visitors in so it wasn’t really my fault. u guys understand right?!

anyway last wed, i finally got a call. this time my dear colleage pick up and transfer it to my line. it was actually quite embrassing bcos eversince the last incident, i always avoid picking up the phone. so when my colleage transfer it to me, i pretend not to hear the phone ring. by the 5th ring, my colleage, noor looked at me and say, ’shumin! ur call!’ i go, ‘huh…’ n then quickly checking the time i picked up and go, ‘ ABCD Association! Good morning!’ this time, its noor’s turn to laugh cause its already 4pm liao. jia lat ah, y like tat? my brain doesn’t work with my mouth de? =*( But luckily the caller din notice la.

She just go, ‘ Hi, i m frm xyz co. are u ms shumin? i want to enquiry abt ur greeting cards.’ Feeling abit nervous, i go, ‘ ya.’ then she started asking if we cld gif her co an exclusive design. but bcos my manager din teach me wat to do if customer ask for something different, i politely told her tat i haf to ask my manager 1st n i wld call her back later. then noor came and asked me how was it like. i told her abt the customer’s request and she say, ‘wah, lucky u nv anyhow promise pple. wait u haf to draw one sia!’ i laughed n say tat of course i m not tat stupid la but if tat happen, i wld draw n she wld color! n we started laughing! I jus loved noor so much, cos if it wasn’t for her, work wld b so dull n scary. =)

but then to b frank, i m starting to love this job bcos it made me feel good tat i m doing something for the children suffering frm the illness i suffered. in the past sometimes when i feel sad, i wld wallop in self-pity n asked myself y m i so poor thing. now i understand tat i m not the most unfortunate. some children in their very tender age are having it much more jia lat. i almost cried the other day when i heard my manager consoling a mother of a child in very severe stage of the sickness. even as an adult now, i find it hard to cope with the weakening of my muscles. so i noe tat it wld b so much harder for a child who is hit so much harder than me cos he need to cope with the possibility of death. n when his mum said tat he had bcame more cheerful thesedays n even noe how to console and encouraged the pple ard him, i really feel the ache in my heart cos i feel like a coward in comparison. now i just wan to help the association raise more money to help them n to aid in the research for a cure for muscular dystrophy cos i m in it as well.

amy join senior citizen club

September 13th, 2006 by shumin

it was a tiring day. then jane sms me abt ktV tis sunday with the usual gang n some add-ons any of us brought along. was instantly energised n was juz happily gtg, ‘yes, finally can go sing ktv tis sun!!!!" =) =) =) when halfway thru, lao peh walked in front of me n interupted, ‘ i tot u told me tis sunday u gtg wif me n my senior citizens ( -……- ) club pple for the charity walk at west coast park?? Ur frenz, jane n her mum, sis n ah ma oso joinin us too? dun play me out ah, i reserve the tickets for u le!!!!’

sian… i feel so LL. haiz, haiz, i really haf no life cos i dun noe y i m so excited abt the walk in the 1st place.. nw instead of entertaining my dear kakis with my beautiful croak (which i m pretty sure they missed badly!! heh heh!), i haf to socialise with ah ma-s n ah gong-s. really u noe, amy koh has no life. =(

ltr lao peh came n comfort me by saying,’maybe we can lose some weight..’ so so so ‘comforting’ eh! ;[   

the one about the family terrorist no. 1

September 11th, 2006 by shumin

I am finally home aft 1 week at cousin annie’s house. it was very nice and while i am there, i gotta bond wif dear niece, sammi aka family terrorist no. 1. She is going to turn 3 years old in october and posses an amazing ability to drives all of us crazy ie. make u want strangle n laugh with her at the same time. but i think tat’s wat make her so endearing.

our most interesting conversation goes like this:

sammi: yiyi (i am her aunt, in cause u are senile like roger n jane), u noe, janice(her neighbour who kanna ‘han tam’ by her everyday but strangely still come regularly to play wif her!) very poor thing. she got no toys so i share my toy with her.

*by the way, janice is 5 years old already!*

me: wah, you so sweet ar! good gal! i m so proud of you!

sammi: but then, everyday she come i oso beat her up! hahaha!

me: ?!?! -_- heh??

so you can see why i called dear sammi our family terrorist. in fact, my other niece, rui en (family terrorist no. 2) oso almost the same pattern de. but then we still love them because, it runs in the blood. LoL!!

Plus while i was there, sammi told visitors in her house to not disturb me in the morning when i m sleeping. she will go, ‘ dun go in, shumin yiyi is sleeping, don’t disturb!’ so sweet hor, how to not like her leh? just now in the morning, sammi’s mum aka my cousin smses me tat this morning tat sammi went to peep in the room i used to sleep n asked, ‘ where’s shumin yiyi? ‘ my cousin told her that i went home le! and she goes, ‘ so sad..’ so sweet! it feels good to be missed by her! =) aww…  

horror horror horrible

September 1st, 2006 by shumin

Yesterday, dear PA cum maid sms me tat the results were out. I was both excited n scared, cos 1) if i fail my intro to econs again, i will really really really pay a visit to mr amos witzum n tell him tat i m really really really his illegitimate daughter n he’ll regret failing me cos i gtg back to spore to b a spg, though he’ll prob b saying, ‘u cnt make it lah, look at ur figure! Look like tat’s the only thing u inherited frm me!hahaha!’ yea, i noe, i m a very imaginative gal! heh! 2) i wan c if i score 70 for msm cos i was so confident of the paper tat day. i feel so happy aft doing it tat i yaya to my bu tat i sure score distinction for tis de! n lastly 3) i wan c if i can ’smoke’ (according to fanny, the word, ’smoke’ can means writing alot of nonsense to make ur essay look very long, very cheem n very sophiscated.  LoL) thru my fi n audit paper. so exciting hor!

then i tried to log in the student portal while consistently looking to see if ah bu or lao peh is near cos i m pretty sure tat if they saw my academic profile, they’ll start nagging non-stop abt the amazing no of hours i spend on sleeping n playing maple. anywhere i dun wan to b nag at when i m already feelin very dreadful. Luckily they are both watchin the 9pm chn 8 show so i feel abit safe lah.

But the stupid portal seem to b loading so slowly plus bcos i gotta take note if lao peh or ah bu got cum near my teritory anot, i din reply dear PA cum maid n tat sotong tot she nv sms me where is the result found n send me a repeated sms! haha! auntie ah, y so blur!!!

Finally i got in n wat i saw was really shocking! no no no, i din get a distinction for msm. i got only 56 marks for it. tat’s so disheartening, so sad.. but my results for econs were positively shocking cos i din expect it. maybe amos did believe tat i m his illegitimate daughter aft seeing the resemblance in our round n cute *puke* tummy! LoL! As if! anyway as expected i flunk audit n i actually smoke thru fi! shocking!!! but the marks for fi were miserable as i barely made it.. =( maybe i shld try writing my story as their illegimate daughter for the audit n fi lecturers n see if tat can help me ’smoke thru’ as well! LoL! Joking la!

anyway like a true blue oi-student, though i feel very sad but can pass can liao lah! =p i pray tat ah bu dun read my blog… so dear cousin, if u happen to b reading it, pls dun exclaim happily tat ur dear shumin cousin haf a blog on friendster n oso go on to tok abt the details i wrote. i still wan my life de. i still wan to live happily ever after w/o the lioness roaring at hme. ~make love, not war~ =) world peace! (=

no life no life no life no life…

July 28th, 2006 by shumin

its been awhile since i last blog.. eversince skool ends, it seem like life bcome no life at all. the most annoying thing of all is tat bro haf to b in the army n even more irritating is that i suspect tat mum had classified me in the same category, F.A.T as lao peh.. so, sadly i m in her so-called Fit and Trim club (ie. F.A.T)

Shit man, now she doesn’t even reveal to me where all the chocolates are! The wonder the happiness index in singapore as reported in the strait times are so low! chocolate are supposed to make one happy and improve our quality of lives. can some kind souls pls inform dear ah bu abt tis cos she says i m tokking nonsense.

Anyway, being one of the most intelligent family member in the hse, i had already discovered all her tibits hiding place. so, no point lah! Haha! To b frank, i think its so unfair tat bro can eat whatever he want while lao peh n i are restricted to yakult and fruits as snacks. But yakult had become one of my favourite drinks n drinking it makes me believes tat i m not consuming anything sinful so there is one day whereby i drank abt 5 bottles and kanna diarrea n then TB ……… my dear TB got struck AGAIN tat day so i pump n pump n pump n pump till i think i mus haf at least lose 1 kg ba. so maybe yakult do make one slimmer, provided u haf a faulty TB! Haha! Crap! bUT got nothing better to do now plus some frenzs who i long time no c ask me whether i m still alive n how life so now this is amy koh’s life, aka, no life lor! sianz…

i had enough! *roarS*

June 20th, 2006 by shumin

I had enough! I am going to do something about it!! Been living with this problem for the past 5 years plus! I don’t care, i am going to change a new toilet bowl! Damn!

One year got 365 days. got at least 200 DAYS my toilet bowl will get stuck de (was probably constipated for the remaining 165 days. yea, laugh all u want, i got bad constipation problem.. but who dun haf funny funny problem leh huh!) and then i already bai kah (or worse, plus diarrea, then legs begin feeling abit jelly aft ‘it’) so pumping the damn bowl really damn tiring n disgusting (cos u can see what u eat yesterday! LoL!)!

i told ah bu n lao peh, wah lau, like tat will die de leh!! They say, ‘ how can there be problem leh? Ur toilet bowl is only 5 years old plus the plumber came n pump and cannot pump anything out mah!’ LL! Easy for them to say since the 2 of them plus bro always use the toilet in the room wat! They dun noe my agony.. Last time the plumber came, he says, ‘ strange leh, cannot pump anyting out leh, maybe the Toilet bowl( ie. TB ) got problem.. i m sorry, i really cannot help u on this. ‘ n then left. But at least the TB din get stuck for at least about 5 days after he come n pump really really hard.. so frankly till today i m still very puzzled by the mystery of the TB but lao peh, ah bu and bro try their very best to avoid my toilet at all costs! Haha! which is one thing i like but then hor, wah lau, its driving me crazy lor. They can live in denial since they avoid but i cannot leh since i gotta use it every single day! My hp, my telly, my computer, my dvd machine or even my fan/aircon can spoilt but when my TB is spoiled wah, i get very frustrated!

My good fren once told me that i m alot like her bf! He also thinks tat toilest is very very impt! in fact, she tell me, ‘ he can forget to bring wallet, hp or car keys but he will always rmr to bring tissue paper!’ hahaha! tis shows tat toilet is a very impt aspect of one’s life-style!

Another story is from bro. Bro told me sometime ago tat while he is camping in the forest of tekong, he din dare to go do his ‘big biz’ for 5 days bcos he find tat he jus cnt stand the strench of the shit-holes area plus he scare his backside kanna bitten by mosquitos and then later pple say, ‘ ee.. y u keep scratching ur backside, so disgusting!’ so again, toilet is very impt!

I told lAO peh, i wasted so much time and energy bcos of my stupid TB and he still can laugh n say, ‘ good exercise! can diet n then u no need to save for ur expression voucher liao lor! Hahaha!’ i peng le! I tell myself once i settle my current bill for something which costs a bomb, i will start saving for a TB instead of relying on pple who avoid and live in denial! That is my current Short term goal. My Long term goal is to upgrade my toilet in to a ‘5 stars’ one, like the one in 5 star hotel so tat everyday i feel happy inside! Heh heh! But I sincerely hope tat one day, the 3 of them kanna diarrea at the same time! Hahaha! i m so evil… ;p

crApping seSsion wiF ah Bu

May 31st, 2006 by shumin

exams… haven’t been slping well bcos of it.. i looked even more horrible than mr panda himself. thesedays, i think i resembles a zombie so much tat my own reflection in the mirror scares me sometimes… 13 more days to go… damnmit!!!

told ah bu tat if i had noe tat u0L exams were so taxing, i wld haf go find a husband aft A Levels and get married liao n live like a tai tai happily ever after!!! n unexpectedly came her shitty reply, ‘who want u leh?’ wah lau, where got tis kind of mother in the world de!!! daughter so stressed le, still cannot humor me a little bit! i want to tell her tat the std reply wld be, (in a gentle tone) "gal, dun worry, ur lao bu haf faith in u! rmr, u r the best in the world, mama loves u!" *wa lau, i feel like puking as i wrote these. If ah bu had said those words, then we (ie. lao peh, bro n me) wld have been convinced tat she’s possessed n immediately bring her to the temple/church to exorcise the evil spirit within her le!* SO instead,  i said in a sacastic manner, ‘ nvmind if sp0re dun haf, i go china or vietnam find! If still cannot, then i buy!’ LoL! n i tot i very clever leh!

BUT then huh she still can shoot back at me, ‘ tat’s gd! then u jus stay there for gd n dun cum hme huh! Like tat i got less hsework to do! hahahaha!’ LL!! y is my life so ke lian? yyyyyyyyy? 1 day i get married liao, she sure feel my importance de! so now the problem is who want to marry me huh?? LoL! no la, jus joking la, ok!! i do noe tat the m0st impt problem now, is how to pass my FI paper leh?!

jus tat i m TOO streSsed le, muz crap abit la, take my mind off the stupid FI for awhile.. otherwise i think i will flush all of the notes into the toilet bowl for fun n kick myself for it aft tat! tat’s hw i stressed i am! ;[

useful research done by me

May 19th, 2006 by shumin

have u ever been in a situation whereby 3 hours felt like eternity? well tat’s how i felt when i was taking my audit paper in expo hall 1 yesterday.. i find it so amazing tat i can stare at the paper for 45 mins and can’t make up my mind on which qns to do bcos all like nv see b4 de. at tat moment, my brain was ‘dead’ n i felt like taking it out n perform cpr on it but of course its not possible la. anyway i already anticipated it. told huisi tat i m prepared to fail le on the nite b4 n then still feeling incredibly troubled, i called my retard frenz, roger n told him tat, ‘ 1st time i feel so unprepared for an exam n i m prepared to retake le.’ then u noe wat he told me!!! he asked me where i am taking the exam n wat time i taking it. i told le n then ask him y he asked. he say, "i was thinking maybe jane n i cld come n ‘rescue’ u n bring u go kTv since u dun feel like taking the paper anyway! Hahaha!" LoL!!! frankly tat sounded damn good but the problem is tat mum wld sent me to my seat in the exam hall n then wait till the exam start then leave n bcos ur truly got difficulty standing up myself, leaving in the midst of exam is juz not possible la, unless i want to cause a big commotion n bcome ‘famous’! LoL! So i sadly walked into the hall tat day, anticipating the worst. and the worst happened..

i stared at the damn qns paper for 45 mins n was brain dead at the period n finally when my damn brain regain conscious, some memories of auditing concepts came back together with loads of economics graphs (shit! muz b drawing too much econs graphs for the past few days tat even when i m taking auditing, it came back to haunt me! damn damn damn!!!) flashing in my mind. my brain was very confused at this point of time n i tried my best to filter away all the irrelevant things in my mind n do the damn paper! aft 90 mins i gave up n since there is still 45 min more ( i can’t leave the hall ), i started doing idiotic things like taking note of how long it tk for an invigilator to walk from table # 1 to #50 n then find the avg time it took for them to pass 1 table. actually its quite an useful pc of research cos sometimes when ur exam script booklet is used up to the last page during the last 40 secs n u feel tat the last sentence u r goin to write is very very impt n can possibly help u pass ur damn paper n without careful estimation of how long it takes for the invigilator to walk to ur table, u might find urself in the sad n painful situation: u are siting at table # 1999 when all of the examiners are standing near table #1 area, gossiping abt last nite episode of the america idol, then u suddenly realise tat u need a new booklet but by tat time 1 of them even noticed u raising up ur hand or walked to ur seat, u already hear the 2 bloody words: Time’s up!!!

so its impt right? LoL!